literally the most embarrassing thing about my life is that i like one direction
she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on
i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
FAVOURITE CHARACTERS
Jim Parsons as Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Every time someone likes what I like, I’m torn between wanting to be their best friend and saying NO THAT’S MINE YOU CAN’T LIKE IT


